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Ciertas partes de mi cuerpo son estos días como globos hinchados con chinchetas dentro. Por eso al moverme en la cama aullo. Mis vecinos van a pensar que tengo una vida sexual de lo más variado dada la variedad de chillidos que emito. Si me vieran con la faja anatómica que me puso el doctor Boogey incluso creerían que emulo al Marqués de Sade, pero a lo cutre, ya que en lugar de cuero negro y latex es de color carne y hecha con poliester, nylon y algodón.El dolor, que parece que no remite, también trae consigo por las noches sueños muy extraños. En lugar de dormir, dormito y en ese tránsito vivo situaciones curiosas, cuanto menos.
Hace un par de días, en el trajín de encontrar la postura menos traumática y en pleno duermevela, pensé en hacer una foto, para colgarla en el blog y así desmontar esa teoría que circula sobre mi mayoría de edad, de las heridas visibles (las internas, que son las más molestas, no se aprecian ni con las radiografías que me han hecho), pero los raspones, moratones y costras estaban en el culo y creo que mi madre (que asegura encontrar en cada lectura de este blog a un Fernando desconocido) me habría desheredado ¡y estoy como para rechazar ayudas ante la hipoteca).
Así que se me apareció otra imagen, difusa, vaporosa. ¿Por qué siempre que viajo creo que todo huele diferente? Los aeropuertos, el tren, las maletas, los calzoncillos, las ciudades.
Como en ese estado de inconsciencia esta idea se me hacía difícil de seguir (por mucho que haya tratado de intentarlo siguiendo las directrices del Jodorowsky de "Psicomagia"), se me apareció otra menos etérea, más palpable pero que se convirtió en un trance nervioso que me despertó súbitamente.
En el sueño llegaba Sonia Castedo (concejala de Urbanismo del Ayuntamiento de Alicante, del PP) y se bajaba de un Pegaso repleto de ladrillos, para luego acercárseme con aires seductores. No me lo podía creer, pero más inaudito resultó el sueño al comprobar que en la misma nube también se encontraban Etelvina Andreu (candidata del PSOE a la alcaldía de Alicante) y Gloria Marcos (cabeza de lista de Esquerra Unida a las Cortes Valencianas) esperando su turno.
Antes de despertarme, y quizá ese fue el detonante, se escuchaban los primeros acordes de Just a Gigoló, de Louis Prima, y vi a un desatado "Perro Loco". ¿O era mi hermano Eugenio trasmutado?
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No joas! ya ha llegao el conde???
Bienvenido, hombre, bienvenido!!!! Por cierto, olabe, una parte de la canción con la que despertaste sigue..."There will come a day
youth will pass away" pero yo, como siempre, no digo na...
un abrazo pa cada uno,
fá
La verdad es que tu madre tiene razón aquí no se te escucha esa risa socarrona que tienes (aunque sea por teléfono)...
PEro es bueno canalizar los sentimentalismo (aunque sean sarcásticos)a través de algo (Aunque sea un blog)
avisa cuando vuelvas a dormir en lugar de dormitar; los sueños del "dormite" hacen estragos un lunes
Fá, metiendo el dedito.
Re, compandreando con mi madre.
Guio, enfocando.
¡Qué coño he creado!
Al más puro estilo Wolf....qué sustancias ingieres antes de domir...lo digo por el dolor...jejejej. Un abrazo Fernando,espero que tus "sentimentalismos", como dice la Maldita, se tornen alegrías.
Eloy
Oyes, vosotros dos, explicadme lo del sentimentalismo, que no lo pillo.
¡Si yo quería enseñar el culo!
Hoy hemos aprendido que no es bueno tomar pastillas para el dolor sin leer antes el prospecto en el que se repite doce veces la palabra "alucinógeno" como efecto secundario.
jejejeje, es verdad Olabe, que es que no hemos pillado el verdaero mensaje de tu post: "Pedir opinión sobre enseñarnos el culo en el blog".
Creo que puede ser una buena campaña para aumentar visitas, o no.
Re, el lisensiado Fernándes seguro que diría que es un "bonito claim".
¿Eso dice, Yalel? La de años que he perdido.
Hoy hemos aprendido que el tiempo no es perdido si al menos lo hemos pasado soñando.
Yalel, además de recordarme a la estrofa de una canciónde Manolo García, comulgo con esa reflexión.
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